The Three Seasons Bikini Team (April, May & June) leave on a cross-country tour, but June sabotages the trip. They and the photographer end up in Pig Hollow, where Missy Sue is desperately looking for the deed to Ghost Gulch (where she lives with Pappy and Jeb). The evil Senator wants to find the deed first, so he can sell the land to the government for dumping nuclear waste. The girls end up giving their first ever topless show to raise the money to pay off the fake IRS bill produced by the Senator. Written by

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Smooth B from Somewhere In Illinois
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I just seen this movie for the first time last night, and....I'll have to say, it was average at best. Some of the biggest names in B-movie cinema were on hand (namely Shayna Ryan, who was the "biggest" one in this picture, if you know what I mean) and the plot was.....nothing spectacular. STSWB in the country, that's about it. Three bikini models show up in the middle of nowhere. The farmer's daughter is played by Griffin Drew, who looks pretty good in a pair of cut-offs but is terrible at speaking with a country accent. Maureen Flaherty, Shayna Ryan and B-movie starlet Ashley Rhey round out the cast (not the whole cast, just the part of the cast I was interested in seeing).

As I was saying, the models show up and, after some generosity was bestowed upon them by a farmer and his very ample daughter, they offer to repay the gratitude by holding a "Bikini Hoe-Down" in his sleepy country town. The money raised would go toward erasing his $25,000 bill in back taxes owed to the IRS. There's a good amount of nudity and some decent sex scenes of course, and Griffin Drew gets down with some guy in fur. For those few that will stick around to watch the whole thing, I won't ruin the ending for you....although you probably know how it ends already.

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ryansfav from USA
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This movie is pretty lame, but accomplishes what it's meant to do: show naked women. The 4-way shower scene makes it all worth the price of admission. I'd personally give this movie 3 out of 5 stars, but only because the ladies casted in this movie are hot.

female nudity|erotica|independent film|nuclear waste|nude with a gun|

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