After a nice shower, Linnea does some warm-up stretches and then goes for a run. She encounters some flabby zombies who follow her back to the house, where she leads them in some poolside aerobic routines. Later she unwinds by inviting some girlfriends over for a slumber party and some exercise. When something goes bump in the house, her friends begin experiencing an attrition problem. Written by
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SykkBoy
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I may be a bit biased on this one because I have an autographed copy of the video...

This video is great fun though. I like to pop it in at a party or when the guys are over..it's good, fun, mindless entertainment.

I work out my eyes regularly to this video.

There are some great clips of Linnea's movies as well as cheesy humor and a few exercise sessions.

The opening shower scene is funny as well as hot. It's a great way to start of this video which finishes off funny, with outtakes and goofs.

Not for everyone, but a good party tape.

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horror7777 from New York
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Just picked this rare tape up and I have to say that Linnea Quigley is now up there with my favorite scream queens. She is just as funny in comedy as she is scary in horror! I loved when she worked out with the zombies and when they showed flashbacks to her 80's horror classics (mostly Creepozoids and Nightmare Sisters). Only one question: Why didn't they show live flashbacks of THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD and HOLLYWOOD CHAINSAW HOOKERS? I guess they couldn't get the rights... Anyway Linnea shines in every aspect and I LOVED her corny jokes!

Of note though: Do not let your wives or girlfriends catch you watching this tape...you might get dumped...this is for guys only!

***out of****Great humor and FUN to watch!

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jimmyplm from Chapel Hill, NC
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Anyone that likes to exercise their right to look at sexy women will love Linnea's attempt at fitness videos. It is clever and arousing to watch, and there is a zombie scene that is even more enjoyable than the one in Michael Jackson's Thriller video. Fans of Linnea definitely need to check this one out.

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PUSSYBANGER1 from United Kingdom
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Linnea's Horror workout is fantastic, a real collectors item i'd say for any fans of the most known and popular "scream queen".

60 minutes of fun and enjoyment here, including sexy Linnea doing some hot workout scenes...... some with her sexy friends too!! The best sequence though is the dance/workout routine with a loads of zombies, very funny stuff.

The last scene is another sexy workout scene with Linnea and her sexy friends, all in skimpy nightwear LOVELY!!! 10/10 for this fun classic, very rare film to find though, but any fans of Linnea definitely should seek this out.

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BornMatikAgain from Canada
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Being a fan of Linnea Quigley this was something i needed to see. The 'movie' starts off with Linnea talking about her career and how strange some of her movie choices. then she gets into some stretches. she wearing a studded bra and fish nets. so you know its all about the workout. there's three workout scenes that are tied together with some wrap around stories of her getting hit on by some repulsive caller who Linnea wants to call her later. Or going out for a nice jog to get stalked by a hoard of zombies, which they end up having a pool side workout, which is really funny. then the slumber party workout, with scantily clad women doing very pervocative poses which is all meant for one reason. then you get the great twist at the end.

if you want to throw this on have a few good laughs and watch Linnea dance around id throw it in.

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Michael_Elliott from Louisville, KY
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Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout (1990)

** 1/2 (out of 4)

Whereas BILLY THE KID VS. Dracula was one of the drive-in eras biggest cult favorites, this thing here has to be one of the crowning achievements of the VHS era. I'm sure anyone who grew up in the 80s remember the days when you'd walk into your local shop and never know what new, weird title you'd find on the shelf. We all know that Linnea Quigley was one of the biggest stars of the VHS days and this here has to be her most outrageous film. Part documentary, part workout video and part slasher, this film offers up quite a bit in its 61-minute running time but without a doubt the main reason it was made is so that her fans could see her naked (again). Basically we start off with Quigley talking to the camera and then going through some of her movie clips. From here she shows us her workout, which leads her to going for a job when she's attacked by zombies. She's worried about the "shape" that the zombies are in so she leads them on an exercise. Later, after another workout, Quigley and her girlfriends are stalked by a psycho. Anyone who would actually take this film serious are certainly watching the wrong movie. I think as long as you come into this thing with an open mind then you should be able to have some fun with it. Quigley is certainly attractive enough to where it's easy to just look at her beautiful body but she's also quite charming here and manages to be very funny as well (especially during a "stretch your muscle" joke). The zombie scene is funny in its own way and the slasher segment also does a nice job at spoofing the type of horror films that were being released during this period. At just 61-minutes I will admit that the workout stuff gets a little dragged out a bit but there's still no question that fans of Quigley will enjoy watching this.

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tyler-and-jack from Edinburgh.
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This may be the single greatest piece of cheese I have ever managed to see in my entire life, and probably ever will. This is an exercise session brought to you, with glamour and style, by scream queen - the one - The ONLY - Linnea Quigley. The lovely lady showers, warms up slowly, runs around, meets zombies (what other exercise vid gives you THAT??), meets some of her scream queen sisters and generally provides you with the best workout ever filmed, even though there's a killer at large.

It's impossible to give this a proper and fair review, being so much a product of it's time and one strictly for the fans (though I was surprised to see that it was actually 1990 when this came out and not earlier in the 80s), so I will simply say that you either know of Miss Quigley's body of work and are already salivating at the thought of this puff-piece or you won't give two hoots.

See this if you like: Linnea Quigley, horror & aerobics mixed together, scream queens.

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Woodyanders (Woodyanders@aol.com) from The Last New Jersey Drive-In on the Left
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This delightfully dippy hour long hoot begins on a rip-roaring note with the always cute'n'spunky Linnea Quigley taking a nice long shower while the camera leers at her luscious naked body. Linnea talks about how hard it is being a scream queen; clips from such flicks as "Creepozoids," "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama," "Assault of the Party Nerds," and "Vice Academy" play as the lovely Ms. Quigley dishes the dirt about her illustrious career. This is followed by Linnea doing aerobics while wearing a metal-studded bra and fishnet stockings. Linnea then goes jogging and runs across a bunch of zombies who look like they stumbled off the set of Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video. Linnea informs the zombies that they're all out of shape and gets them to do a strenuous workout session in front of a pool. Ms. Quigley invites four hottie gal pals over for a slumber party and they all watch a clip from "Nightmare Sisters." Of course, Linnea and her yummy lingerie-clad buddies then all do various exercises to stay fit and healthy. A crazed psycho in a Ronald Reagan mask shows up to viciously bump off Linnea's friends in assorted gory ways. Writer/director Kenneth J. Hall has a grand campy time poking fun at tacky celebrity workout videos and cheesy horror movies alike (the false cat scare joke is especially funny). Linnea looks great as usual and cheerfully sends up her own schlock fright flick scream queen persona to the ninth degree. John Vulich's funky syncopated score really does the trick. Moreover, we're treated to some hilarious out takes at the end and there's even a brilliant surprise twist concerning the killer's actual identity. This sensationally silly riot would make for an ideal companion feature to the equally awesome "Scream Queen Hot Tub Party."

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robbiejay1978 from Cleveland Ohio
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Linnea Quigley is one of the sexiest girl's around, and in the 80's if you wanted trashy, sexy, funny good times you got a Linnea movie. This movie is a tribute to Linnea and most of her films, as well a hilarious workout video that borders on erotic. 4 stars! Plus it has a slumber party scene and working out with the living dead how cool is that!

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Scars_Remain from United States
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Try not to see this one. I thought it was going to be good because I'm a fan of cheesy 80's films and I've enjoyed quite a bit of Linnea Quigley's work. I was wrong. I should have said "no" and watched Gigli instead, which is probably a far better film. I guess my biggest problem with this film was its attempt at humor. Nothing about it was funny or even close to funny. The acting is bad, even for the queen of cheesy 80's films. There is no story, just random clips. I guess I shouldn't hate it so much because it was just made as a fun and silly piece but I didn't have any fun and I wasn't entertained once. I even had to fast forward to the ending to get through all of the crap. I'm sorry, but I don't find zombies doing aerobics funny.

Made over the course of two days.
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Some of this movie was shot at the home of Linnea Quigley's parents.
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The graveyard was built on a hill near an abandoned sanitarium.
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